Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie

Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie is a fanfiction story written by Marauder. It contains some Mature content.

Plot
Luna Lovegood's new lunacy is to devise a ten-step plan to surviving a zombie attack (never mind that no zombie has ever been seen in Britain), and is just beginning to explain it to her bemused boyfriend Harry Potter when Hermione Granger floos to warn them that a zombie horde is, indeed, taking over Hogsmeade. Looks like the plan was not so useless after all…