How The Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help

How The Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort, shortened to How The Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help, is a fanfiction story written by Marauder.

Plot
Hermione Granger has had a brilliant idea to defeat Nagini: get another snake, namely Harry Potter's "childhood friend" the Brazilian Boa Constrictor, to seduce her. However, the Boa is less than enthusiastic about the plan.